Technically, Guido abuse. But he deserves it. Oh yes, he deserves it. Nasty man.
I'm not really into this so much, but this is a beauty:
Nasty, brutish, and fat
"“This Alien’s gonna burst out of my stomach – OK my two stomachs – any minute now. Please help me.”"
"I haz wet my pants. Stop lookingz."
"Government denies that Miliband “not ageing well”"
"The last photograph taken by cameraman James Smith before he was killed by a high-velocity shirt button."
"“Paul ‘Guido’ Staines is the No. 1 Gok Wan impersonator” according to right-wing bloggers."
“I’m so excited to be on telly that I just let a little bit of wee out. I don’t think anyone can tell as long as I keep my hands where they are.”
"ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!" - may explain his influence.