What New Labour hates...

..."Not being able to find the droids we’re looking for."
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"Reading through the above, it strikes me that New Labour is irredeemably split on almost all important issues of the day (beards, parsnips, cauliflower, overwashed white shirts) and can achieve an uneasy peace only on letterboxes. No wonder you're ten points behind in the polls. The voters don't like divided parties, particularly on vegetable issues - it reminds them of the great internecine spinach debates of the mid-80s."
Brilliant