The Sun is well dumb

Don't think i've got a career as a headline writer to look forward to.
When the Sun switched to the Tories, they reverted to type, 90s style. How?
"New Labour loon Harriet Harman is the latest politician to announce that she wants to ban boobs in the workplace!" apparently. So when the Sun supports the Tories, all of a sudden Labour wants to ban page 3. What bollocks.

I find it odd how all these moral conservatives will go quiet on that, seems like the sort of things they should be up in arms about.