British Citizenship Test

I took the test,
and failed. I even cheated as I thought that was very British of me.
I was one mark off gaining UK citizenship. Hmmmmmmmmm.
Not keen on that.
I mean, how you can quantify and qualify the nature of national identity into a test like that? How about name the Prime Minister, football and cricket captains? How many gallons of tea do you drink in a day?

Decent idea, stupid questions not at all relevent to UK life. No mention of liking tea, beer or banging a cricket ball into the middle of a lifeless pitch in order to out-macho the batsman.

Not that I could do better, I doubt